Reading a post where David Gaider kept referring to the DA2 companions as ‘followers’, I suddenly pictured Hawke as an unfortunate tumblr user—one who started a small blog, was happy for every ‘like’ and reblog at first, but eventually became too tumblr famous, got caught up in a massive feud, and ended up having to delete and start fresh with a new username.
DASHBOARD OF THE CHAMPION
istandforallofus started following you
wheretheresaquilltheresaway started following you
gonnaneedmoregrease: this user is not following you
ANONYMOUS asked: your a tit brother
ANONYMOUS asked: oh piss
rivainneedsnopants started following you
man-ifesto started following you
weshouldmoveon started following you
elgarnanigans started following you
notheir-notspare started following you
istandforallofus has renamed to guardcaptain
rivainneedsnopants has deleted or changed their URL
tome-mato-tome-mahtoe started following you
weshouldmoveon has renamed to ienjoyfollowingyou
NUMBERONEHAWKE —> CHAMPIONOFJERKWALL
man-ifesto has renamed to therecanbenopeace
seeker-pentaghast started following you
CHAMPIONOFJERKWALL: url not found