Funfact, stray cats who were previously house cats (often abandoned in strange areas away from their homes) will sometimes go into whatever house they can find, because they know they belong in a house.
That’s not a fun fact. That’s a very sad fact.
Fun fact for me wander into my house kitty, I’ll love and cherish you.
Most of our perception of what Goblin sharks looks like comes from dead specimines where they are all mangled and shrivelled, and are always positioned with their jaws protruding out.
When while alive they only ever extend their jaw for feeding, and arnt half as creepy looking
they do look like goblins
this also disregards the fact that they can still propel their jaws forward like an aquatic xenomorph from hell
So can many other fish, I’m just not judging them for their beautiful smile.
Someone’s impersonating the CEO and trying to get me to send him a thousand dollars’ worth of gift cards and I gotta say this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in months
He stopped responding after I requested that he fill out a funding request form with the proper client ID codes attached. Idk what he expected trying to scam a corporate office swimming in red tape
“Julia…I’m the penniless CEO…you have to pay me..you have to pay me in gift cards”
“I’m…not doing that”
“AND JUST LET HIM FUCKING DIE?”
This is the funniest fucking addition and I dont know anything about this franchise
Some guy just mansplained space to an actual fucking astronaut.
how is that mansplaining? Oh no, a guy stated something he knows to a woman, what are we gonna do? what’s wrong with a man explaining to a woman what he knows? When the fuck have women been above having shit explained to him?
Honestly, this manplaining shit is just a sexist way to silence men. It’s disgusting.
He thinks he’s correcting her and is “explaining” to the expert the thing she’s talking about.
“Sexist way to silence men”.
😂
“How is this mansplaining?”
Mansplaining: When a man assumes he has greater knowledge in something than a woman, and tries to “educate” her, without first establishing what her actual level of knowledge is.
Mansplaining, Ultimate Dick Edition: When a man who is not an expert or specialist in a field tries to “educate” a woman who is an expert or specialist in it. Bonus point for misapplying or misunderstanding terms, or confusing laymen’s usage of a word with scientific usage, but it still counts even without that.
Random guy tries to explain the laws of thermodymanics to a fucking qualified astronaut? Not only is that mansplaining, it’s a perfect example of Ultimate Dick Edition.
Kim Goodwin: “I have had more than one male colleague sincerely ask whether a certain behavior is mansplaining. Since apparently this is hard to figure out, I made one of them a chart.”
the responsibility of adults in fandom is to not hurt children. that i agree with. but what that means is that we don’t attack children and we don’t act like pedophiles. that’s all it means.
if you’re a teenager and you read my fics that are dark or violent or sexually explicit even after i tag them for dark and violent and explicit content, that does not mean i have made fandom unsafe for you. it means you did not heed the warnings. you ignoring warnings, ratings, and tags means only one of us is at fault for that and buddy, it ain’t me.
i’m not your dad or your baby sitter. i’m here to provide content to other adults. when i write that’s who i have in mind. i have almost no control over teenagers who wander onto my blog or ao3. but the teenager who ends up there does have control. i don’t owe an explanation or an apology for my fandom content and y’all can take the puritanical “protect the children from fictional violence” bs elsewhere.
i didn’t mean to go on a rant lol i’m just real sick of the bullshit rn
It’s not up to creators to police teens who come to the site and ignore warnings. That job is up to parents.
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