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kinomatika:

you: hey kino, what did you do with your sunday afternoon?

me: oh not much, just pain stakingly hand lettered a stupid decorative sign to hang in my cat’s bathroom

catshaming level: ultimate

Source: kinomatika

worsethanmanyfairies:

carnival-phantasm:

bunjywunjy:

catchymemes:

This enormous wolf

guys, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that’s a regular wolf. wolves are just that big.

that’s great news though

#you don’t get to give humans nightmares by being tiny

derinthemadscientist:

johnnyfourballs:

rrozeselavy:

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

the-tie-guy:

batzendrick:

fuck-customers:

The next person who tries to correct me when I say “Happy Holidays” is going to be told Happy Hanukkah instead. Very tired of hearing, “No, it’s MERRY CHRISTMAS.” I’m pretty sure Judaism was around a lot longer than your Buckstar’s boycotting butt, Karen.

My boss once shared a great story about that. This happened when he was in a layover in North Carolina back when the “War on Christmas” bullshit was first becoming prominent. He had gone to get a pack of cigarettes, and after he paid for it:

“Merry Christmas.”
“Happy holidays.”
“No. I said Merry Christmas.”
“Do you know what Hanukkah is about?”
“No, what?”
“Some people tried to make us worship their ways, so we rose up and killed them. Happy Hanukkah.”

“The word holiday comes from the Old English word hāligdæg (hālig “holy” + dæg “day”).” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holiday#Etymology

Just a reminder that if anyone gets mad at Happy Holidays, they are essentially saying that Christmas is not a Holy Day

heartachedreamboy:

punkrorschach:

heartachedreamboy:

heartachedreamboy:

thetaobella:

heartachedreamboy:

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

th

the what

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

starfleetrambo:

starfleetrambo:

starfleetrambo:

ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted

#or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted

roomba company, please make this happen

morbidmotive:

adeptus-astarteej:

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

Labor Day then: give laborers a day off

Labor Day now: let’s have a giant sale so retail workers have to work twice as hard on a day that was created to give workers a break