ser-caspian-the-very-good-boy:

Short descriptions of DA:I locations.

Haven: Not that good at being a haven.

Hinterlands: MUST. PICK. UP. EVERY. ELFROOT

Val Royeaux: Makes you feel like a peasant since -11 Ancient.

Storm Coast: …… this is fine.

Skyhold: Finders Keepers. 

Follow Mire: Don’t touch the waters. I SAID DON’T TOUCH THE FUCKING WATER!!! 

Forbidden Oasis: *mumbling* stupid shards.

Exalted Plains: Exalted Plains? More like exalted PAIN, amirite?

Crestwood: And the award for the worst major goes to…

Western Approach: *Anakin Skywalker GREATLY disprove.

Emerald Graves: Nice, huh? Makes you forget you are walking on a mass-grave. 

Emprise du Lion: “Does that statue have icicle tits?” 

Hissing Wastes: *starts playing Arabian Nights* 

allenvooreef:

allenvooreef:

So I understand any reservations you might have about a new DA game and that’s all fine and dandy, but let me just state for the record here that I’m going to be nothing but HYPED about this until I’ve played it for myself. You’re welcome to hype with me.

In light of the recent announcement of an upcoming announcement, I feel like it’s a good time to bring this back.