punkpixieprince:

thelulusoldier:

anecdotesandelderthings:

d-a-f-punk:

lostmyvirginitytomozart:

t4lkn3rdyt0m3:

This movie is the perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should never leave the party and go off on their own adventure.

Uh, this movie is a perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should absolutely leave the party and have their own adventure

Minor quibble: one of them took enough levels in ranger to get an animal companion

I would generally argue that Altivo is a player character (probably a druid) but Animal Friendship is a lvl 1 bard spell. Miquel might have just rolled really well. 

Or the horse is actually a player character too

#of course miguel rolled well they have loaded dice (x)

stacieconrad:

BITCH I LOVE ME A GOOD HOLIDAY FIC! STRATEGICALLY PLACED MISTLETOE? FUCK YEAH. A DRUNKEN CONFESSION AFTER TOO MANY SPIKED HOT CHOCOLATES? SIGN ME UP. GOT NO ONE TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH? YOUR CRUSH WILL PROBABLY INVITE YOU TO HAVE IT AT HER PLACE! I’M WITH IT. A WELL-TIMED SNOWSTORM AND “THERE’S ONLY ONE BED” PLOT TWIST? HELL TO THE YES. THROW IN A KARAOKE “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU”? GIVE IT TO ME.