feathersescapism:

Every time I see this quote I realize how poor even very smart people are at looking at the long game and at assessing these things in context.

One of my favourite illustrations of this was in a First Aid class. The instructor was a working paramedic. He asked, “Who here knows the stats on CPR? What percentage of people are saved by CPR outside a hospital?”

I happen to know but I’m trying not to be a TOTAL know it all in this class so I wait. And people guess 50% and he says, “Lower,” and 20% and so forth and eventually I sort of half put up my hand and I guess I had The Face because he eventually looked at me and said, “You know, don’t you.”

“My mom’s a doc,” I said. He gave me a “so say it” gesture and I said, “Four to ten percent depending on your sources.”

Everyone else looked surprised and horrified.

And the paramedic said, “We’re gonna talk a bit about some details of those figures* but first I want to talk about just this: when do you do CPR?”

The class dutifully replies: when someone is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse.

“What do we call someone who is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse?”

The class tries to figure out what the trick question is so I jump over the long pause and say, “A corpse.”

“Right,” says the paramedic. “Someone who isn’t breathing and has no heartbeat is dead. So what I’m telling you is that with this technique you have a 4-10% chance of raising the dead.”

So no, artists did not stop the Vietnam War from happening with the sheer Power of Art. The forces driving that military intervention were huge, had generations of momentum and are actually pretty damn complicated.

But if you think the mass rejection of the war was as meaningless as a soufflé – well.

Try sitting here for ten seconds and imagining where we’d be if the entire intellectual and artistic drive of the culture had been FOR the war. If everyone thought it was a GREAT IDEA.

What the whole world would look like.

Four-to-ten percent means that ninety to ninety-six percent of the time – more than nine times out of ten – CPR will do nothing, but that one time you’ll be in the company of someone worshipped as an incarnate god.

If you think the artists and performers attacking and showing up people like Donald Trump is meaningless try imagining a version of the world wherein they weren’t there.

(*if you’re curious: those stats count EVERY reported case of CPR, while the effectiveness of it is extremely time-related. With those who have had continuous CPR from the SECOND they went down, the number is actually above 80%. It drops hugely every 30 seconds from then on. When you count ALL cases you count cases where the person has already been down several minutes but a bystander still starts CPR, which affects the stats)

jackironsides:

artemis-the-changeling:

the-tao-of-fandom:

Concept: 

Sam Vimes walks into a hardware store for the first time.

Five hours later, Angua has to tell him Pseudopolis Yard is on fire to get him to leave.

#sam vimes#Discworld#i’m not saying sam is the kind of dad to build a deck#but have you SEEN how much fun he has making traps around his house#(or in night watch good gods)#what if he discovered DUCT TAPE#or POWER DRILLS#don’t tell me sam vimes wouldn’t dismantle a barbecue grill so he could make railings that heated up if you tried to climb them#this is not even CONSIDERING the wide variety of axes chainsaws and bear traps#give him a chance to make a rube goldman machine of Doom and you won’t see him for a whole day#a bit of happy headcanon before the 25th#(bc i’m re-reading night watch and you better believe some Sad is coming out of that)

tienriu:
#sam vimes visits the last continent #discovers their version of Bunnings #its the best vacation he’s ever had #also he foils a murderer and stops a food smuggling ring #but also finds those tiny screws he’s been looking for

bengal-the-writer:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pwapboi:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Assert dominance over ghosts by jumping out at yourself from dark corners

Why wait for a poltergeist to cause a ruckus? Slam your own doors. Rattle your own windows. Smash your own favourite plate against the wall. Haunt your own house. You don’t need no weakass spirit. The only supernatural force you need in your life is yourself.

this is so inspiring i’m crying thank you

The Phantom of the Opera: A summary