this cured my depression and made me a good person
*sobs*
Author: dustandfundamentalistss
SUBTITLED • Always check the number before sending a dick pic. Or, better yet, don’t send dick pics to people you don’t really know.
I have a new hero.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This woman deserves a medal.
TIL there is no physical description of Jesus in the Bible.
via ift.tt
False
Luke 2:52
He’s larger than a baby
By the description of him driving the moneylenders from the temple, we can also tell that he fit inside the temple, which gives us an upper bound as well as a lower bound on his size.
It’s been said that Jesus Christ was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple
you could be my boyfriend of 85 years or my husband of 586778 years or my favourite teacher or my most beloved mentor but if you are a man and you yell at me or raise your voice at me i can 100% guarantee our relationship will never be the same ever again there is something so treacherous about men who needlessly raise their voice
Okay, but replace man with woman… Sounding a lil sexist.
why stop there!! let’s replace man with gecko!! i HATE reptiles!
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awww. i don’t mean you gecko girl it’s okay i’m sorry
In my personal experience, women raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being listened to. Men raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being obeyed.
SPILL. THAT. TEA.
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