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animatedamerican:

ramblingbacchanal:

p0werbottomvimes:

that time Sybil called Sam smol and angry and he was too smol and angry to notice

Awww

It’s the “until some days later” in the last line that really puts the finishing flourish on the joke.

Vimes, halfway through the carriage ride back to Ankh-Morpork: WAIT A MINUTE

Source: powerbottomvimes

liberscaryrynn:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

damn that’s a strong crib

I can’t think of a more trustworthy person to build a crib than Ron Swanson.

Source: hashtagparkandrec

screw-gravity:

radicalposture:

when im in a bookshop or library and im trying to read the titles of the books on the shelves

when the titles aren’t written in the same direction

trickerydickerydock:

Anne: Hey Venom, what are you reading?

Venom, showing her: The menu

Anne: …Venom that’s just a list of CEOs

Venom: The menu

saywhat-politics:

enoughtohold:

don’t be so optimistic that you become complacent. on the other hand, don’t be so hopeless that give up. try to stay in the “actually doing shit” zone.

javabaple:

Mood