coffeebuddha:

the easiest way to remember that harry potter takes place in the early 90s is by focusing on the lack of complaining from all of the muggleborns about not having the internet

like shit, google your horoscope for divination. order those hard to find potions ingredients off amazon and buy those cute boots while you’re at it, because fuck knows you’re not going to have to go sludging through the mud to find that jibbertywhoseit now. i just got off ancestry.com and it says the heir of slytherin’s a little bitch. siri, what’s a horcrux?