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Short descriptions of DA:I locations.

Haven: Not that good at being a haven.

Hinterlands: MUST. PICK. UP. EVERY. ELFROOT

Val Royeaux: Makes you feel like a peasant since -11 Ancient.

Storm Coast: …… this is fine.

Skyhold: Finders Keepers. 

Follow Mire: Don’t touch the waters. I SAID DON’T TOUCH THE FUCKING WATER!!! 

Forbidden Oasis: *mumbling* stupid shards.

Exalted Plains: Exalted Plains? More like exalted PAIN, amirite?

Crestwood: And the award for the worst major goes to…

Western Approach: *Anakin Skywalker GREATLY disprove.

Emerald Graves: Nice, huh? Makes you forget you are walking on a mass-grave. 

Emprise du Lion: “Does that statue have icicle tits?” 

Hissing Wastes: *starts playing Arabian Nights*