slytherinvalues:

defense-of-absurdity:

jkr’s next series: what the hell everyone was doing for 19 years

Hermione Granger and Fuck You, Equality For Everyone Bitches

Ron Weasley and the Only Person Who Noticed How Goddamn Ineffective And Strategically Useless The Aurors Are 

Draco Malfoy and A Lot Of Awkward Apologies

Minerva McGonagall and Getting Rid Of The Murder Tree And Moving STAIRCASES, SCREW YOU ALBUS

Luna Lovegood and Dr.Dolittle But With Dragon-Trolls

Arthur Weasley and Finally Someone Let Us Use Pens Instead Of Quills! (And Other Technological Shenanigans)

Harry Potter and Giving Hogwarts A Decent DADA Professor 

(Bonus)

Recovering From PTSD: The Musical

Fantastic Therapists and Where To Find Them

Potter Puppet Pretending Everything’s Okay

as long as it’s not written by jkr, everything in this is sO VALID

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