greyjioys:

thoodleoo:

we really need a medical show set in ancient greece or rome like can you imagine

• whenever the doctors are on clinic duty they get mad bc patients come in like “i haven’t been feeling well, i think somebody cursed me on apollo’s name” and the doctors always have to be like “you have malaria”
• constant snake escapes in the hospital’s shrine to asclepius
• everyone’s least favorite job is leech duty
• doctor’s writing prescriptions for things like gladiator blood and crocodile poo
• you know how the running joke about house md is that everyone wanted every diagnosis to be lupus and it was never lupus? that but with the wandering womb

@kecharitomene