Possible Inquisitor responses to “What happened to your arm?!”

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• “Bears. So many bears.“ 
• “I gnawed it off, and I was STILL stuck in the claw trap!“ 
• “Not much to eat in the Western Approach.“ 
• “I arm-wrestled Cassandra Allegra Portia Calogera Filomena Pentaghast.” (Cassandra Disapproves) 
• “Madame de Fer told me asymmetry is in fashion.” (Vivienne Slightly Approves) 
• “My friend needed it. For a thing.“ 
• “Phylactery creation gone wrong.“ 
• “Three words. Voluntary. Blood. Sacrifice.“ 
• “My arm? OH FUCK MY ARM!“ 
• “I tore it off and used it to beat the last idiot who couldn’t mind their own business.”
• “Oh don’t worry, I’m all right now.“ 

• “Wait, I’ve been disarmed!?”
• “My friend needed a hand.”
• “On the bright side I got a back scratcher out of the deal.”
• “It’s only a flesh wound.”
• “Don’t worry, Dagna’s makin’ me a sword hand. Imagine that a sword for a hand!?!”
• “The anchor was weighing me down.”
• “ ¯_(ツ)_”
• “Kirkwall.” (Varric Disproves)