sera: m8 let’s tear shit up, put this slip of paper under cullen’s desk HOW WICKED AMIRITE
blackwall: hey wanna have the most awkward bar conversation of your life
cassandra: you are a wonderful friend but don’t tell anyone i said that or i’ll kill you
solas: *literally doesn’t stfu about the fade*
vivienne: complete this task and perhaps i will glance in your direction
dorian: you’re so lucky to be my friend, go you
cole: i’m not a spirit–I’M A REAL BOY :^)
varric: my life is a huge mistake let’s laugh about it
iron bull: hit me with a fucKIng STICK