MALL COP: CULLEN RUTHERFORD
imagine him in a security officer uniform, with a walkie talkie and flash light
riding around on a segway
“Teenagers are not people, they cannot be treated like you and me.” Head of Mall Security, Cullen Rutherford said as spoke to a fellow mall officer, glaring over at the 16 teen year old heathen named Hawke that he had just hauled in for shoplifting from Spencers. On their person, Cullen had found a belt buckle that read “get money”, an inflatable penis and ‘after dick’ mints.
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