demonicdorothy:

im p sure zevran says at some point he’s going to carry on being an assassin because he doesn’t know how to do anything else so now i’m basically just imagining the warden setting him up with a series of low skill temp jobs in amaranthine 

“I can’t believe you killed another one of your bosses”

“He came at me with a knife”

“you WORK in a KITCHEN he was HANDING YOU A POTATO ALSO”