askthequnariinquisitor:

xenokink:

No but guys.  Guys.  Dragon Age teachers au.

The Warden as the new teacher who the students try to prank only to realize that she’s REALLY HARDCORE.

Alistair as last year’s newbie who tries to take the Warden under his wing for 4.6 seconds before realizing that she absolutely does not need it and actually have you seen his lesson plans?  Or his lunch, for that matter?

Morrigan as a science teacher whose experiments are always incredibly dangerous and she makes you dissect things.

Leliana as the sweet music teacher who may or may not have knifed somebody as a teenager, the rumor mill is still out on that one.

Everyone thinks Zevran is a language teacher because of his accent but SURPRISE he teaches history and doesn’t gloss over the gruesome details.

Sten as the gym teacher who you still have nightmares about years later.

Shale as a security guard who’s probably killed a man.

Wynne as the health teacher who keeps trying to meddle in everyone’s lives but she’s so grandmotherly that nobody questions it.

Oghren works in the cafeteria and nobody knows how he hasn’t gotten fired yet.

And, of course, Loghain is the incredibly put-upon vice principal who is so tired of principal Cailan refusing to punish anyone and who probably would have quit already if his daughter wasn’t married to the man.

feat. Bann Teagan as that one really attractive substitute teacher who always manages to teach you something even if you don’t notice