Alistair: You know, you never did tell me how you passed the time in that cage for so long.
Sten: No, I didn’t.
Alistair: So… what did you do in there?
Sten: A training exercise. I would observe an object and then try to think of all the words in your language which began with the same letter as its name.
Alistair: That… wait. Just wait. You’re joking again, aren’t you?
Sten: No.
Alistair: You are not telling me that you played, “I Spy,” against yourself for twenty days.
Sten: There are a lot of things in Lothering that begin with, “G.”

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Alistair: Hmmm… I spy with my little eye, something that begins with… “G.”
Sten: Is it a Grey Warden? Is it, in fact, you?
Alistair: Oooh. You’re really good at this.
Sten: (Sigh)