Inquisitor: Hrm..this door is locked up pretty tight
Dorian: I’m not sure if my spells would work against it…
Sera: I’m pretty sure arrows from me wouldn’t even dent the damn thing
Inquisitor: What we need is a battering ram, that would work perfectly
Everyone: *looks at Iron Bull* Ohhh Iron Bull~
Iron Bull: NO
Inquisitor: But-
Iron Bull: I said no!
Inquisitor: Well I guess the world is just gonna be overrun by demons and every living soul will have the worst death possible
Iron Bull:…
Inquisitor: *impersonates a kid’s voice* Mommy what’s gonna happen to us?
Sera: *joins in* Well my child since the Inquisition couldn’t get through a door because a man named Iron Bull didn’t want to be a battering ram who knows whats gonna happen to us?
Inquisitor: Eeek a demon, if only that Iron Bull had tore down that door! *pretends to faint*
Sera: Nooo my poor sweet child!
Iron Bull: FINE FINE I’LL DO IT…but only for the children
Inquisitor: Yeah yeah whatever you say